I ran to the store and bought a gallon of whole milk, then spent the last hour doing this:
It's currently dripping out whey into a pan inside the cold oven (to keep the cats away from it). If i don't ever post again it is because i died after eating it. Wish me luck. If it turns out and i decide to make it again I'll document the whole process for a post. If it doesn't turn out and is disgusting I will never mention it again. lol.