Monday, March 2, 2009

And the winner is....

This weekend was crazy busy. And loads of fun! I'll talk about that here and there later. For now it is time to announce the winner of the february give away!!!!!

And the winner is....

ALBERT! Albert is a lovely sweet fellow I know from the Harlequin Farms Gypsy Horse forum. And here is the winning joke:

A smart ass Lawyer runs a stop sign and is pulled over by a cop.

Cop: Can I see your drivers license and papers please sir,

Lawyer: I didn't do anything wrong officer! You don't need my license and papers!

Cop: You ran the stop sign! License and papers please!

Lawyer: I slowed down. The law wont differentiate between stopping and slowing down!

Cop: The sign says stop. You didn't stop. Give me your license and papers now!

Lawyer: Ok, I'll do you a deal. If you can show me the difference between slowing down and stopping, I'll accept a ticket, but if you can't you let me go!

The Cop agrees. Drags the lawyer out of his car and proceeds to beat the hell out of the lawyer with his night stick and said, "Sir, Do you want me to Stop, or just slow down?"

HAHAHAH!!!!! I got a good laugh out of that one!

The rest of the entries will be posted over the next few days at my other blog,

Thanks to all who entered the contest, I will post the March give away before the end of the week!

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